$HAALAND is the meme coin of football's most unstoppable striker. No utility. No promises. One mission: push the price to $0.01. Focus. Fuel. Finish.
One cent. That's it. That's the whole plan. Every holder, every meme, every scream — all pointed at pushing $HAALAND to one full cent of a dollar. Join the horde. Bring your friends. Bring your enemies. We march to $0.01 together.
One target. No distractions.
Buy. Hold. Meme. Repeat.
$0.01 or nothing.
Erling Braut Haaland — Norwegian football (soccer) striker, 1.95m tall, born in Leeds, England on 21 July 2000. Plays for Manchester City in the Premier League and captains the Norway national team. Son of former Premier League footballer Alf-Inge Haaland.
Over 300 career goals across club and country, multiple Premier League Golden Boots, a Champions League winner, and record holder for most goals in a single Premier League season (36 in 2022/23) — and still finds time to become a meme every single week.
Half human, half titan, half Shrek. Yes, that's three halves — he's too big for normal math.
This site is NOT official. Not affiliated with the player, Manchester City, Norway, or Puma. It's a meme tribute.
No pre-sale, no team wallet, no VCs in suits. The market decides.
No tax. No drama. Just goals.
Liquidity locked and burned the moment we bond on PumpFun.
Install Phantom or Solflare on your browser or phone.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to pump.fun, connect your wallet, paste the $HAALAND CA.
Swap SOL for $HAALAND. Hold. Scream. Scream louder.
The $HAALAND community screams together, memes together, holds together. All eyes on $0.01. Come with us.